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$xhtml = array(
	'title' => 'An overnight stay in Springfield',
	'body' => <<<END
<p>
	I cannot go much into detail, as it isn&apos;t my business.
	I have avoided mentioning it until now for this reason.
	However, my entire day was spent dealing with this, so continuing to remain silent about this matter would be to censor my story.
</p>
<p>
	My mother has been dealing with legal issues.
	Today was spent attempting to file legal documents and making copies of those same legal documents.
	We were unable to file the paperwork before the courthouse closed due to some of the paperwork being missing at the time.
	The documents must be filed tomorrow at the latest, but my mother has work in the morning.
</p>
<p>
	But I remain unemployed for the time being.
	So I have been left in Springfield, where the documents must be filed.
	My mother has asked the spouse of a friend to drive me to the two places where the documents must be dropped off in the morning.
	I would walk, but she fears that if I do that, I will be unable to reach both destinations after they open but before noon.
	I am unclear as to why the documents must be filed before noon, but I will not argue.
</p>
<p>
	Apparently, the copyrights covering the song &quot;Happy Birthday to You&quot; cover only the piano arrangement, not the tune or lyrics.
	The tune of the song comes from a public domain song, &quot;Good Morning to All&quot;.
	That means that as long as that specific piano arrangement is not used, <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/judge-frees-happy-birthday-song-copyright-claims-33966962">&quot;Happy Birthday to You&quot; is in the public domain</a>.
</p>
<p>
	My <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> still sings the tune of freedom and transparency.
</p>
END
);
